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Bested

1: To be owned like a little school girl, preferably on your own host (see halo the game)
2: To be taken advantage of
1:You got bested on your own host? tsk tsk...
2:
Nikkah 1:Damn bro i got bested down at the dollar store today, that nikkah charged me $1.07 with tax
Nikkah 2:what da hell is dis tax shit?
by JeffGodofALL August 16, 2004
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Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.
Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.
by Kneeneye November 6, 2011
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Breasted Boobily down the Stairs

"She Breasted Boobily down the Stairs" is a joking phrase used to mock how reddit incels on r/badwomensanatomy describe women, especially their bosom. When a woman has large breasts, virgin male incel writers tend to describe them very poorly - and so, this phrase was born to mock the people who treat women like objects based on their chest size.
A: As she descended the staircase, her breasts swished from side to side with each step she took, like a boat rocking in the waves-
B: So she breasted boobily down the stairs. Got it.
by StarryQET May 30, 2023
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Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging
When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.
by The Dirty October 2, 2012
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penis blasted

When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.
Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall
by Spice and Nice January 25, 2017
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Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish

Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.
Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish
by ARCAD3 November 30, 2017
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Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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