Reassurance Battery

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

by Tired-MoFo September 15, 2022

The Battery Boogie

When you're dancing with that lyin' cheatin' stealin' fuckin' whore, you knock'er down, beat'er down, and kick'er teeth in. The Battery Boogie.

At the Lodge "Joe your wife is dancing with that older man over there"

"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"

by Nesquik Guy March 29, 2023

gamers battery

when your battery is already so low when you get to school or by second class becuaes you have played games non stop from when you left your house to when you get to your second class

dude its only 8 o clock on a tuesday why do you have a gamers battery, do you like not do anything else but game?

by Alexander David Ray 1 February 16, 2006

Duracell Battery

Usually referring to an African American person with bright blonde/ ginger colored hair.

Person: Have you heard that black people are starting to bleach their hair blonde?
Me: Yeah, I call them Duracell Battery

by LuckerVangersaad June 12, 2018

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 03, 2006

D Batteries

The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.

Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D batteries.
Clerk: Yes, but what kind?

by demetrimartin March 16, 2008

b batteries

AA, AAA, C, D, 9v are some common battery types, but there are no B type batteries. Maybe to avoid confusion with a stutter. pronounced BEBATTERIES (one word).

Made popular by comedian Demitri Martin

Do you have any B Batteries?

What kind?

B Batteries!

by Dmarzi.Strike April 02, 2007