A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.
Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.
by timr211 August 15, 2014
Get the bathroom ninjamug. by Gay lover April 12, 2014
Get the bathroom suckmug. by CPTNGoober March 15, 2022
Get the Walmart Bathroommug. When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.
by EarWax796 October 25, 2009
Get the Bathroom Handsmug. The worst bathroom experience in the world. Anytime you use the bathroom at WalMart, some fat guy plops down in the adjacent stall and proceeds to empty his bowels as loudly as possible, all while breathing heavily
Oh man I'm about to shit my pants!
Well just use the restroom here!
No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up
Well just use the restroom here!
No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up
by bácón November 21, 2021
Get the Walmart bathroommug. by jaimesoko November 9, 2009
Get the a bathroom dipmug. The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.
"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"
by Stanley Steamer April 27, 2007
Get the executive bathroommug.