Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019

Acid Baptism

The act of tripping on large doses of Acid and having a spiritual awakening that causes an out of body experience and constipation.

Oh man. this has been a weekend like no other. My Acid Baptism has caused me to rethink my existence and yours.

by Laura Britt June 23, 2021

Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

by NJG420 May 4, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

baptism

The cousin of a golden shower
When a girl squirt all over ya face during sex and you enjoy it

A: Yo are you into golden showers?
B: Nah, i’m really more of a baptism person

by Pet Sun December 20, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

Hindu Baptism

After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM

I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".

by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023