text bail

using texting to back out or ditch on plans, dates and especially relationships

(you guys just sent me email bail in my word of the day, I can't believe THIS on isn't already in your dictionary, since it's the choice style nowadays to bail)

Once again, he text bailed on our plans for tonight. He was even classy enough to do it the same day and not give me time to make other plans.

by Mary Riley June 25, 2008

double wolf bait

A double wolf bate typically occurs in a house occupied by three or more residents. When a person is in the shower and another housemate needs to drop a deuce. Because flushing would scald the washer....they do not flush (wolf bait has been laid). Now a second housemate needs to park a buick while the third person is still showering. In order to relieve themselves they are forced to shit on top of the other shit, hence double wolf bait.

Scott was in the shower and Andy had already used the toilet. When John came in, bunghole percilating, he asked how much longer Scott would be, but could not wait and was forced to lay double wolf bait.

by janson12345 April 22, 2009

Bailee

Bailees are a bit on the wild side. She's a great friend to go to for a laugh, and won't stay angry for long after fights. She's beautiful, and smart, and not afraid to say whats on her mind.
Mess with a Bailee, and you'll be sure to get the cold shoulder. She's bold and loyal, so don't let her get away.

Girl: Who's that?
Girl 2: I heard her name's Bailee.
Girl: Wow, so she must be pretty great, huh?
Girl 2: Yeah, of course. Her names Bailee, duh!

by weresomainstream September 29, 2012

bail

1. to leave
2. to bounce
3. to break
4. to be ups

let's bail, man

by Monkey January 31, 2004

Wing bait

A female companion, typically attractive, used to lure in other females for her guy friend. Must be sure to flirt with other men, to assure other females that their relationship is strictly platonic.

Pauline was the best wing bait. Whenever Jaque brought her with him to the bar, he scored at least three numbers.

by Travis Urban November 28, 2009

bait bucket

A woman who lacks general feminine hygiene as it relates to her vagina. Thust having the aroma of a bait bucket being left on a sunny beach for several hours

She is a real "Bait Bucket"

by BIg Joe WPB January 4, 2006

Bailmoxy

An alternate word for "mailbox", used by people who struggle to pronounce the word.

*phone rings and there's no answer*
"You've reached the bailmoxy of Nick Lyons, please leave a message."

by Savanna99 August 1, 2018