Arizona State University

A place where 1 in 4 students has an STD

I didn't go to Arizona State University because it's filled with disease.

by Dodgers2014 December 16, 2014

Arizona Lemonade Hand Job

The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.

Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons

Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job

Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼

by tmelliott3 February 12, 2017

Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.

Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!

by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009

Arizona Dime

The dime needed to account for the sales tax on a $.99 Arizona Tea, bringing the total to $1.08

Friend: Hey dude, im gonna go to the gas station and grab an arizona, ive got a dollar.
Guy: Dont you take another goddamned step.
Friend: Whaaa??
Guy: SALES TAX. (slams the Arizona Dime in Friend's hand)
Both: Awwwww yeeeee

by Tsamb December 14, 2010

arizona guardrail

A driver giving a passenger "road head"
That results in a car wreck.

Jessica realized her daughter's innocence was gone when she passed the scene of her daughter's Arizona Guardrail!

by Larry Teach August 23, 2017

Arizona Pig Skinner

When a woman bites down on a man’s penis and proceeds to rip the skin off with her teeth

“You gotta call 911, that bitch gave me an Arizona Pig Skinner!!”.

by Blahsum January 6, 2022

Joe Azzopardi

A well-known Maltese millionaire. He is known for his accurate football predictions and his hatred for Manchester United

You are like Joe Azzopardi

by Foxx il-UTD January 13, 2021