fire alarm

A very annoying thing in schools that is so darn loud and hurts people's ears when it goes off. They make fire alarms so loud and annoying.

There was a fire drill and that loud annoying fire alarm went off.

by David March 6, 2004

Strawberry Alarm Clock

One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)

guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?

guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...

guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints

guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.

by SweetBrownMushroom January 30, 2010

alarm cat

A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).

Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<
Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...
Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<
Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!

by S. Osborn August 24, 2007

snus alarm

When the minty flavor of snus tobacco wears out, and you know if you keep it in your mouth any longer, you will be left with nausea and a bad taste.

Guy 1: Why'd you spit that out?

Guy 2: My snus alarm was goin off.

by bigtuna47 May 19, 2009

false alarm

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.

false alarm anthem:
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted

by souleater666666 August 28, 2010

Shelby Alarm Clock

Using ones thumb and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person in order to wake them up for a specific purpose.

Similar to a goose

My girlfriend refused to wake up to go to work, so I gave her a Shelby Alarm Clock.

by Mongosan February 19, 2011

belarusian alarm clock

It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.

This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!

I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!

by Panda2652 March 30, 2014