An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.
An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.
An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.
An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.
Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.
Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.
Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
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A amazing Welsh rock band from Cowbridge. Best known for there 2006 single 'Monster'. the band consists of Robin Hawkins,
James Frost, Iwan "Wange" Griffiths and Paul Mullen. ( who is originally from Newcastle band Yourcodenameis:milo. ).
James Frost, Iwan "Wange" Griffiths and Paul Mullen. ( who is originally from Newcastle band Yourcodenameis:milo. ).
What's that coming over the hill? is it a monster?, is it a monster?
Who when to see the automatic live last night?
what's that mother? a great big hairy donkey? << lol O.o ( just for randomness = )
Who when to see the automatic live last night?
what's that mother? a great big hairy donkey? << lol O.o ( just for randomness = )
by bubbles darling December 9, 2008
Get the The Automatic mug.- A 100% Guaranteed Female Orgasm caused by trial and error with different positions with her partner to figure which one makes her cum the quickest and most often. A couple will start in this position to get her orgasm out of the way quickly to allow for the male to finish when ever he pleases, not worrying yet if he had pleased the woman yet.
Scenario 1:
Jackie: "So, how did it go with Mark last night after you left? Did you fuck him? Was he good?"
Beth: "Well, he was a pretty drunk, so instead of risking him cumming early, or going soft on me, I went for my Autogasm position right away to ensure I at least was satisfied. I am sure he is bragging to all his buddies today about what a stud he is even though I got myself off on his cock while he just laid there did nothing..."
Scenario 2:
Therese: "Bill, I am so happy we heard about the Autogasm when we did. One more round with you not getting me off would have ended it. Now I don't care that you blow your load after 4 minutes like usual...."
Scenario 3:
Neighbor Dan: "Hello neighbor John. Your grass is looking greener than usual, but you don't look so happy. What's wrong."
John: "Well, Jill decided she wanted to try something new in bed. I told her skipping the Autogasm wasn''t a good idea, and now she is all pissed off cause I came before she did last night...."
Neighbor Dan: "Well, to be honest with you, I think by 'Try Something New in Bed' she meant 'Someone new'. Trust ME buddy, she got off last night alright! Look on the bright side though, she has a few new Autogasm positions now so you are good to go again!"
Jackie: "So, how did it go with Mark last night after you left? Did you fuck him? Was he good?"
Beth: "Well, he was a pretty drunk, so instead of risking him cumming early, or going soft on me, I went for my Autogasm position right away to ensure I at least was satisfied. I am sure he is bragging to all his buddies today about what a stud he is even though I got myself off on his cock while he just laid there did nothing..."
Scenario 2:
Therese: "Bill, I am so happy we heard about the Autogasm when we did. One more round with you not getting me off would have ended it. Now I don't care that you blow your load after 4 minutes like usual...."
Scenario 3:
Neighbor Dan: "Hello neighbor John. Your grass is looking greener than usual, but you don't look so happy. What's wrong."
John: "Well, Jill decided she wanted to try something new in bed. I told her skipping the Autogasm wasn''t a good idea, and now she is all pissed off cause I came before she did last night...."
Neighbor Dan: "Well, to be honest with you, I think by 'Try Something New in Bed' she meant 'Someone new'. Trust ME buddy, she got off last night alright! Look on the bright side though, she has a few new Autogasm positions now so you are good to go again!"
by Zoltar525 May 29, 2009
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Get the autolaughing mug.Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Sally, who has Automatonophobia, had a nightmare about ventriloquist's dummies chasing her and killing her. She had a heart attack and died.
by AshleyXOX March 9, 2007
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