alton

a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.

"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."

by MySpace kid September 1, 2008

Autonomy

Yo check dis out, its like trying to have the freedom, and i stress dat dawgs, of being able to control yourself, politically, economically, and da such, something us peeps n jews dunt got in da ghettos

the states when dey say "hellz naw" to da Brit crown, oi oi. but then they didn't allow peoples copy them, like in South America - they being the States

by sordidmaxim September 30, 2003

Alton

pikey filled area similar to bordon. family is linked between these two towns.

common conversation between someone from alton and another higher class person....
Person A "aiteee bruv"
Person B (An outsider) "Do i know you?"
Person A "nah but just being polite innit boi"

by -.-.-.- September 26, 2007

autonavelingus

Oral copulation with your navel. Using your tongue to lick and penetrate your belly button if you have an innie or licking and sucking your outie. A strange pseudo-sexual practice that has no pornographic value.

Jerry was always embarrassed about his 2-inch outie, but he was the envy of his friends when he showed them his autonavelingus skills.

by sonnyvegas July 10, 2011

Auston Suarez

a person who can overcome any obstacle in life; an Auston Suarez is the new age Hercules. If your are one then your probably a natural blonde, and naturally good at most extreme sports. You have plenty of scars and stories to go along with them. Ladies find you interesting but sometimes a little bit intimidating to approach due to the fact that your around other ladies all the time as well. But don't worry, an Auston Suarez can talk to several women at once. They also might end up with your girlfriends cell phone numbers for later reconciliation.

Swag like Auston Suarez.
Get her Auston Suarez.
I'm Auston Suarez.
I get it done Auston Suarez style.
I'm Auston Suarez B****

I'm goin for a run. AUSTON SUAREZ.
"Mommy, my tummy hurts", "It's ok honey, Auston Suarez."
Did you get the beer? Auston Suarez! Sweet big dawg

by whoDATkidd November 28, 2011

autonomic

A word referring to the autonomic nervouse system. This is a word I can't pronounce and that is why I came and looked at this website.

That is an autonomic reaction.

by Nick January 5, 2005

Auston

Auston is cool and awesome, he is cool guy that has blue hair and is white of course. He smells good, but his farts are deadly

What's that smell, did he pull an Auston?

by AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 20, 2020