astrolabia

An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.

According to my astrolabia, the stars look good for me to "score big" with the ladies this weekend.

by QuacksO October 23, 2018

Astro_Galaxy

An epic gamer, who gives to his peers when he can. His friends all respect him in a way that he likes. A friends Username - superleco999.

I wish I was Astro_Galaxy's friend.

by Project Boomers July 23, 2020

Astrology Dumb Bitch

aka Chelsea.

Astrology Dumb Bitch: I’m sorry y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy

by Dude8521 November 3, 2020

astromegalophobia

the fear of the vastness; largeness of space.
combination of megalophobia and astrophobia.

person 1: i think i might have astromegalophobia
person 2: weird, i have megalophobia
person 3: and i have astrophobia

by sexypalindrome September 16, 2021

Astrology

A method adopted blatant judgement based off of birth month, prominently used by teenage white girls that is complete and utter bullshit and has just about the same effect on anything as the rocks people believe in.

Sane person: “Astrology is fake.”

Some white girl: “Oh mY gOD yoU mUSt bE A saGiTtaRIus.”

by Shaqitus October 16, 2021

astroiogia

astroiogia, better known as sage, is the coolest swiftie on quotev. they are super cool and funny tf is this shit, go follow them

person 1: did ygs see astroiogia??
person 2: yeah they seem cool
person 3: bitch please sage is the coolest

by rogertayloriscoollmao March 7, 2022

Astrology

The BULLSHIT belief that the constellation your sun happens to be in determines how you'll act and who you're compatible with for the rest of your life. It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you and your worst enemy's zodiac signs aren't compatible. Your worst enemy probably hates you because you're an astrology girl/guy.

Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"

Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"

Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."

by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022