heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010

asswipe

u like to use someone face to wipe ur ass

Im gonna use ur face a an asswipe.

by Kyle Rhoads May 1, 2003

viper the asswiper

viper's true name

oh hey its viper the asswiper

by Joe Schmo III December 23, 2018

asswhip

a made up word used by laura shea only

fine don't talk to me asswhip

by Lizzie March 28, 2004

asswipe

A person that wipes his ass.

example, jeffcongo he is an asswipe.

by jeffcongo October 29, 2004

asswipe

Any white person.

The dude's an asswipe.

by Ya Boi Krish March 25, 2017

family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011