Ashlee Simpson

Unattractive and untalented sister of Jessica Simpson. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose.
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II

'I'm such a girly-girl! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture!'

by Sarah February 21, 2005

asleep at the switch

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009

ashlee simpson

A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.

Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.

She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.

Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.

Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.

by Lindsayyayyy May 22, 2006

assweeble

One who weeble's the ass.

David Roth is an assweeble.

by Jeremy "ButtFucker" Tucker November 5, 2003

Asslet

When an asshole has a baby it's an asslet... A little asshole

He's an asshole so it's safe to say his baby is an asslet.

by Bendygirl April 25, 2013

Ashlee Simpson

dumbass who ruined the Orange Bowl with her non-singing.

I loved the Orange Bowl.
I hate Ashlee Simpson

by Russ Man August 26, 2005

ashlee simpson

a total poser who sings so horrible that they have to blame everyone other than themselves for their talentless drone of a human being self. Please, close all doors, lock all windows, and stay as far away from the presence of her as you can. Dont turn the television or radio on. Shes all over it. Oh, and isn't it ironic how she said she never lip-synced but then she made excuses for doing it, then once again said she didnt? Hm....

"Like, OMG! It was my daddys fault i lip-synced. No, it was the drummer! No it was my acid reflux! NO! It was the ice cream man!"
Hah. I also heard that Ashlee is going to label her new cd "It was YOUR fault"

by Marissa F- yo May 13, 2005