assmeats

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

by The Bastard February 19, 2004

Massive Assive

a huge dump

Don't go into the restroom cos I just took a massive assive.

by Choco the Hilarious January 25, 2009

assident

A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.

As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:

Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".

by Davey C. January 5, 2008

assie

The Queen of the Universe;

All hail Queen Assie.

by slapslap! May 14, 2004

Assimilation

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population.

There was an assimilation when the whites started to follow the blacks.

by GPA4.5 September 4, 2007

assymetry

n.
1. How idiots spell "asymmetry."
2. The standard metric unit used to measure ass.

adj.
1. Used to describe a particularly fugly woman's face.

n.
1. ya that loks prety assymetrical lol
2. I had to get out an ass ruler just to figure out the amount of assymetry involved in this definition!

adj.
1. Shit, dawg, that chick's face was real assymetrical, fo' sho'.

by JaggedJesus November 16, 2007

Assome

a work meaning a piece of shit or a horrible misspelling of awesome, if you misspell awesome go back to 3rd grade dumbass

"dude that shit is assome"
"no shit sherlock, it is shit after all"
"lets take a picture and post it on youtube"
"lets not fuckface"

by i9dave May 4, 2008