Asshat

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How did this asshat become president?

by Pouty Pants February 4, 2017

assfalt

You're accountable for your own shit.

You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

Asshat

A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up

Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat!

Larry: Well alright hoss

by Sinbaddad69 March 13, 2019

Asshat

A crude insult to describe a rude or inconsiderate person.

Person 1: "Wow, he's such an asshat"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know right"

by artist_chaz March 15, 2019

assfacet

An assfacet is an asshole who, per legend, has a small invisible knob on their neck that is almost constantly turning. This releases a flow of assholishness that influences all others in the vicinity. Occasionally the knob stops turning and they become normal, but on an average day it is turning.

"Have you seen Molly's new boyfriend, Jake?"

"Yea, he's a total assfacet, though."

by Mark ;) November 10, 2008

Asshattishness

The quality of being asshattish; churlishness

Stop this asshattishness at once, you little fucktard, or I'll stop it for you.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshatter

One who is not only an asshole, but has a tendency to have outrageous and asinine outbursts

Messley Snipes owed his brother money, and was forced by him to shout aloud on the bus, "I am an Asshatter!" to absolve his debt. (true story)

At the Taqueria, a drunken angry hipster was screaming obscenities at the amiable Hispanic cashier. I was forced to kick his asshatter ass.

by Lil Tiniest March 15, 2011