alpine

when you sit in a chair warmed by the ass of another individual

Shit dude! Who was just sitting here? Alpiney af!

by lilbski January 31, 2018

Alpine dip

The act of inserting your {balls} into a woman's {vagina} and then {ejaculating} onto her stomach.

I just gave her the alpine dip. it's what he ladies really love.

by Rass April 23, 2008

asine

(v) to kill or beat up

(Adj) a bully or murderer

(v) I think we should asine bill, i heard he has been making up rumors about us.

(Adj) Stay away from Hubert, he's an asine.

by cheese man123 August 25, 2005

Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"

P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!

by campinchampion May 15, 2011

Aspinoe

A smart, honest, loyal, cool and loving person.
Also usually very blunt.

"Wow! What an aspinoe! I'M IN LOVE!"

*Drools*
<3

by PreciseDefinitions March 23, 2012

alpine overcoat

Coffin

This jobs gonna put me in a alpine overcoat!

by Brandibug January 21, 2018

Alpine Valley

Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.

Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018