apple 

a sun-burnt white person. Red on the outside, white on the inside.

Hey look at that surfing apple.

apple by Syk0-Assass!n June 12, 2003

Apple 

1. A computer company that manufactures outdated pieces of crap for way too much money. 2. A system that is highly incapable of running any program or game in the world 3. Useless pieces of junk.

Let's go toss that apple off a 20 story building, all it does it take up space.

Apple by RP123 May 4, 2005

apple 

a computer company that says its computers are better but in reality are no better and even worse than PC's, for one they are hopelessly un upgradeable and another, the newest game for mac is starcraft...makes you think doesent it?

the only good thing apple has going for it is the ipod, and b/c they suck they had to make a pc compatible version

apple by Towelie February 26, 2005

apple 

A sort of red fruit that grows on trees.

Organic apples look like caramel bunnies.

apple by sukebe September 19, 2004

Apple 

The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.

Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple

Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.

Apple by Mac hater 1 August 7, 2006

apple 

A computer system.

Apples are idiot friendly, and instead of upgrading, you just toss the one you have and buy a new one! It's that easy! Unfourtuanly they are useless piles of garbage, and not worth your time or money

apple by skylar November 16, 2003

apple 

One of the best computer makers, they also make the Ipod which is very popular.

Man my apple computer own windows.

apple by Logan Donoughe April 9, 2006