Apple

Why the fuck are you looking up this definition?

Guy 1: The apple is a fruit.

by ALivingTree15 May 7, 2017

Apple

Similar to a period or exclamation point and used by NeNe, from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, to punctuate a particularly cunty remark; derives from name of viewer who submitted question.

I still strip most nights for Gregg, Apple. He loves it. I am a stripper for my husband, Apple."

by FuglySlutSF December 16, 2008

Apple

An overrated fruit that doesn’t even taste good. Apples are mostly red, but can be yellow and green sometimes. Apples can be made into pie, cider, juice, cake, and almost anything else. There are lots of My Little Ponies named after apples.

Aidan: Apples are my favorite fruit
Me: Apples are nasty
Katelynn: I’m allergic to apples

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Apple

To apple is to bestow knowledge upon someone, or to gain information as when Eve partook of God's fruit from the tree of knowledge.

Bite my apple, ignoramus.

by Little sandwiches June 19, 2010

Apple

1)The thing that knocks Newton's head.
2)Another name for a red fat monster
3)A home for worms
4)Food
5)The first company to produce a touchable telephone

'Fuck! I was knocked by an APPLE!' Newton

by Castfield March 2, 2009

Apple

Someone who sleeps around, is promiscuous, sells their body for money/crack, etc. Synonyms: slut, sleazy suzie,holla back girl,crack whore, slutbag, whorebag, etc. someone who is just all around a very appley individual

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ex. 1
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that girl? she's somethin, isn't she?
guy 2: ya, i slept with her last night actually. she's really just a huge apple
guy 1: she's my girlfriend...
guy 2: oh....
(awkward pause)
guy 1: ya, what an apple.

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ex 2
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guy 1: hey dude, you see that guy?
guy 3: the one who just said he did your girlfriend?
guy 1: ya, him. what a fuckin man-apple

by the Webster Dictionary June 9, 2008

Apple

As well as a fruit, Apple is also a computer company that far out does any other. Their computers along with their iPods, iPhones, iPads, and iHomes, will soon take over the world.

"My new Apple computer rocks! " Said Sally.

"Whoa, my Apple iPod never freezes!" Exclaimed Dween.

by an intelligent human. February 3, 2010