Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 14, 2010

aportement

v. the act of wearing

1. Your aportement of those pants are stunning.
2. I envied her easy apportement of the dress.

by calista July 9, 2005

adopted children

you

You are adopted children.

by Dadass July 7, 2017

Apopcock

A guy that has really good dick from the town Apopka

Damn girl he gave me good dick and he from Apopka he get that apopcock

by apkkilla January 25, 2019

Aporturnacopical

A word that describes a jit who is named after a Disney character. This can be a male or female named after any Disney character from The lion king to Minnie Mouse.

That jits name is Mickey she must be a Aporturnacopical.

by Jitsavage69 September 5, 2020

Apostrophreak

What our teacher does when we use apostrophes incorrectly!!

You guys are making me apostrophreak!!

by Apostrophreak March 3, 2021

Suprise Adoption

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019