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Apocalyshit

Bill: I blew up on the toilet, it was an apocalyshit.
by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011
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apocaloptimist

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but thinks it will all turn out OK.
There is war, famine, economic collapse, homes being foreclosed, but all this strife makes us stronger and it will all work out in the end, but I'm an apocaloptimist
by Cliff Landin November 12, 2012
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Raptor apocalypse

A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.
Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!

Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!
by raptorman20056 July 19, 2012
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Zombie Apocalypse

A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs
I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.
by Krackerjacksnacks August 11, 2017
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Apoca-Dance

An apocalypse themed dance.

The basic idea is that the world is coming to an end because of our preconceived notions of gender and sexual identity. The only way to save the world is for every one to throw away their ideas of gender and participate in one epic dance. Participants are encouraged to dress as if they just walked out of the Apocalypse, to cross dress, or to experiment with their own costume ideas.

The idea originated in 2008 when the Gay-Straight Alliance of a small independent school in northwest Ohio wanted to come up with an original idea for a school event that would interest the broader student body. Originally titled "Apoca-Rave", but later changed to "Apoca-Dance" to avoid the negative connotations of drugs and sex attached to the title "Rave".
Are you going to the Apoca-Dance next weekend? I heard it is going to be AWESOME!

Jacob told me he is going to dress as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the Apoca-Dance, but I think I'm going to stick with my original idea and come as a zombie.

Guys, if we don't all go to the Apoca-Dance, the world is going to end.
by MV2011 January 13, 2011
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apocolypticunt

A cunt whos only reason to live is to destroy any man in her sight by rubbing her infected cooch on them
That bitch is an apocolypticunt
by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020
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apical meristem

something on a plant, but really a euphamism for penis. looks like a penis with claws.
I watched my apical meristem grow and grow and grow.
by chaucer April 20, 2005
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