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Apache Chief

During a break up ceremony you cum on a girl's forehead and stick feathers to it.
Last night I Apache Chiefed my girlfriend. We are no longer together.
by Red Buffalo May 25, 2012
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National Apache Attack Helicopter Day

June 21 was of every year will be declared National Apache Attack Helicopter Day in celebration of the brave people who identity as Apache Attack Helicopters as well as the beautiful work of engineering such helicopters are.
Friend 1: “Hey Kyle, what’s the date?”
Kyle: “It’s National Apache Attack Helicopter Day”
Friend 1: “Cool, so the 21st, thanks bro!”
by Zisthin March 8, 2021
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Apache Pilot

A rated Army aviator, operating the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter. Typically less than 64 inches in height, fond of wearing Randolph aviator glasses and driving either a full size pickup truck with semi-stacks and Metal Mullisha stickers, a pony/muscle car, or an annoying motorcycle with loud exhaust. Spontaneous utterances of the word "attack" are often encountered when in the company of an Apache driver. Apache pilots enjoy pointing out how "gay" the pilots of other airframes are, until confronted with the fact that the armored glass between the pilot and co-pilot/gunner was installed to prevent man on man aerial lovemaking. For additional information see the film: "Firebirds", featuring Nicholas Cage wearing panties on his head.
Q. Who are all those short guys playing volleyball and trying to look like the scene out of Top Gun?

A. Those are Apache pilots.
by Fred Belkin December 5, 2011
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apathexual

1: n. One who is apathetic as to whom he or she fools around with.

2: adj. Describing one who is apathetic as to whom he or she fools around with.

From: blend of apathy and -sexual.
The man who dosn't care where his sex comes from is an apathexual
by Evan Brudi March 24, 2005
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Apache

The act of titty-fucking a girl from the top down, so the testes hit her mouth and she starts yelling like an apache (imagine the hand-slapping-mouth indian holler, with the testes instead of the hand).
"Damn dude, I could hear him giving her the apache so hard that smoke signals started pouring out from under the door!"
by Billy E. May 3, 2007
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Apache Blowjob

Just prior to climax from oral copulation, the giver suddenly stops and scalps the entire pubic region of the reciever.
DAMIT! Id rather get an apache blowjob then deal with this shit!
by biggskinny January 15, 2010
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apathetic

Means something, dunno what though, and to be fair who cares? I don't.
I would be apathetic but I can't be arsedd
by CYO Viola Player August 30, 2006
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