anzac day

25th April every year.
In canberra in the morning theres a dawn service which i've never been to. But then there's a country wide march, which almost everyone goes to, to remember the soldjers.
We all get a day off school/work, and the shops are all closed until 1pm.
And did someone say Anzac bikkies?

Least we forget :)
You should never try to get into the car park at the war memorial..or get there earlier than everyone else ;)

by Bubzie April 19, 2005

afac

Chatspeak for Away-For-A-Crap

idiot1> sup
idiot2> brb
idiot2> afac
idiot1> what is afac
idiot2> go check on urbandictionary.

by nox.the.king July 21, 2006

Anaclitic Therapy

Quite possibly one of the most bizarre forms of psychotherapy, anaclitic therapy was used to treat people (mostly adult men) with mommy or daddy issues. It involves a (typically female) therapist drugging the client with LSD, and once fully intoxicated, the client is encouraged to crawl between the legs of the therapist. This is to symbolize the rebirth of the person. The therapist would then tell the patient to sit on her lap and gently rock him, all while feeding him warm milk from a baby bottle. And remember, the client is tripping balls throughout this entire process. To this day, no one knows if those clients actually benefited from anaclitic therapy.

Todd is a grown up man in his early 30s who is still suffering from mommy issues from his childhood. After hearing his friend talk about a rare form of therapy (Anaclitic Therapy) and how it might help him with his troubled past, he was determined to find such a therapist. Completely unaware of the freakishness that was about to happen, Todd decided to schedule an appointment with this anaclitic therapist who resided in the countryside. After one therapy session, Todd came out and never looked at life the same again.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2019

Annacea

She is a hoe ass bitch she needs to get a life she likes to start mess but when you confront her about it she deny's it. she thinks she is all that and wants the world to revolve around her. she needs to suck a dick. she always talk shit but when you really wanna fight she wanna back out and say she was playing she is a pussy and whore. she thinks every guy wants her but nobody is her friend.

That new girl is a bitch. She acts reminds me of Annacea.

by underworldqueen February 13, 2019

anacondom

a very thick and long condom, used by male subjects with genitals of analogous size

When I saw his boner, I knew that the condom wouldn't fit him and that he needed an anacondom instead!

by losest December 12, 2008

The Anaconda

When you tuck your ballsack inbetween your legs and let your penis hang out in the water. This can only be done in the water.

8 Kicks-

I was in my hottub and gave The Anaconda to Chris.

by xGeTcRuNkx August 21, 2006

Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011