She’s weird but hilarious and makes an amazing friend. Alyssa looks out for you, treats you right, makes time for you, she’ll stand up for you, and she’ll share her food with you. Alyssa is a savage and she has hella clout. Get you an Alyssa.
by @savvysavage January 29, 2018
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Guy 1: My day was complete and utter shit before I hung out with Alyssa
Guy 2: That's just what Alyssa does man, that's just what she does.
Guy 3: BACK THE FUCK OFF, SHE'S MINE.
Narrator: Yes, so it was official. Everyone is a fan of Alyssa.
Guy 2: That's just what Alyssa does man, that's just what she does.
Guy 3: BACK THE FUCK OFF, SHE'S MINE.
Narrator: Yes, so it was official. Everyone is a fan of Alyssa.
by WinniTheFootPoleShitstick October 21, 2018
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by dooden June 6, 2018
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Alyssa: Want some pizza?
P1: Sure thanks!
Alyssa: Your welcome!
Later when Alyssa left
P2: She is awesome, eh?
P1: Yeah she’s the best friend ever!
P1: Sure thanks!
Alyssa: Your welcome!
Later when Alyssa left
P2: She is awesome, eh?
P1: Yeah she’s the best friend ever!
by Looney Luna Moona September 12, 2018
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by Hannahnxnana February 25, 2017
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