Emily

ugly hoe. daughter of Voldemort and a blobfish. when she laughs it looks like she's dying. when she has beef she won't ever clear it because she's a pussy. crackers and cheese are her favourite and if you eat her cheese she'll beat you so watch out
Hans: is that Voldemort?
Shrek: no I think its a blobfish
dude: no guys... it's Emily
by dooden November 7, 2018
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Alyssa

most amazing person in the entire world no one is better than Alyssa. Hannah is a close 2nd, but no one beats Alyssa's amazingness. Shes so beautiful and she is not a hoe and everyone likes her because she is great!
Dood: wow hannah is so amazing!
Other dood: not as amazing as Alyssa!
by dooden June 6, 2018
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