Stab alley

In a country or city where guns are illegal or otherwise hard to own, knife crime is far more likely. In these places, the most seedy, crime-ridden spot is called "stab alley".

Man, I wish I didn't have to drop my package off at the post office in stab alley. They really should open one in the nice part of town.

by my name is not billy February 1, 2021

Juju in the alley

The initial reaction of an urban mother in denial that one of her twelve children was just gunned down in a gang related homicide.

"Mama, Juju dead!"

"Naw baby, Juju in the alley, playin with his friends."

by Dick Trickler (the aftercum) February 1, 2020

Alley Red

An Alley Red is a loose brick that you sometimes see in an alley ways of old brick buildings.

She was so angry with him for cheating, she threw an Alley Red through his windshield.

by Wilsun Coyet October 11, 2021

alley surfing

A person who goes down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.

Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.

by wynnfoster March 24, 2008

Alley Mushroom

A bum, a homeless person. Someone that smells awful and dwells in alleys.

"Yo, did you see that Wall Street cat tell that alley mushroom to get a job, right before stabbing him multiple times?!"

by TheyWereAllDead November 2, 2019

haddock alley

another word for vagina

I shoved it right up her haddock alley

by beefcurtians69 May 17, 2018

alley soup

cum stored in tin cans by hobos in an alley

The Travis county constable was horrified to see millions of tin cans containing alley soup dumped by delinquents in a nearby playground last Monday.

by dr_rb February 20, 2015