This man knows what he is doing. He is strong and funny. The Swedish genes in him give him the ultimate testosterone boost to shit on any liberal.
“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
“Shut up you libtard dipshit, you take estrogen you tranny! Alfred ultimate go go!!”
by Liberals stink February 8, 2024
Get the Alfredmug. A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.
by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023
Get the Alfred the Greatmug. He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021
Get the Alfredmug. Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
by Your_Chinnily_Finnily fucker June 8, 2022
Get the Alfredmug. by Didjjsisid December 15, 2023
Get the Alfredmug. Also know as Alfred Pennyworth or simply, Pennyworth. An old white man with a British accent. He is estimated to be worth a penny.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
Get the Alfredmug. by din pappa12435 November 8, 2018
Get the Alfred Lundgrenmug.