(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?
by Bigwigglyjugger June 20, 2022
Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.
Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
by Mac Willer November 5, 2017
by anonymous121212121 August 30, 2022
When Big Bird Sterk is on his knees in a submissive manner and one alpha male puts his long schlongy dong in big bird sterks oral cavity while the other male penetrates big bird sterks anal cavity from underneath or behind. Requires 3 men.
by RonClark69 February 8, 2022
This is occurs in Call of Duty Warzone when you watch from a far as your puerto rican teammate rushes a team of 4 and proceeds to get gangbanged.
by Likeasomebody82634 October 20, 2023
by RemovePork May 18, 2022
A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.
Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.
by xophere May 2, 2023