the coolest state ever made
fireworks, no car ipspection, rednecks, beer, huntin, mullets, trailors, 4 wheelers, chickens, crack heads, racism, lots more
fireworks, no car ipspection, rednecks, beer, huntin, mullets, trailors, 4 wheelers, chickens, crack heads, racism, lots more
by casey the great July 09, 2003
A beautiful place put down by people who have never been there ( traveling through doesn't count). I have lived here my whole life. Never seen an inbred family. Never seen anyone who no one can understand. Alabama may not be the best, smartest, peaceful state. But it is an awesome place to live. See the nose? Best place in alabama to live. (Opinion).
by Alnative August 02, 2015
ill have to agree with casey the great, god i lived there 16 years and liked it at the time but now i absolutly hate it. full of swamps and trailors, equal number of hot chicks as rednecks- works out alright, many confederate flags- go up north or out west and you wont see one so dont say seeing 10 or so a day is not rascist, the beaches suck, citys are all right, summers are brutal, winters are decent, people seem nice until you date their daughter, lots of trash talk about yankees and liberals- now from 4 years of livin up north ive found they dont give a shit about us and what we think but we seem to bash on them for dumb reasons- dont make sense but oh well. 14 to ride a motor-cycle, 15 for a car. over all decent state.
by UM March 01, 2005
sister: do you wanna come over our parents aren't home i'm in alabama
brother: yeah baby let me get my tractor
brother: yeah baby let me get my tractor
by papisurver February 11, 2019
A state where kids in high school school can blow snot on their paper and they'll get an A. Therefore they're able to apply to some of the greatest colleges out there and they'll be accepted, even if they can't spell the word HICK.
Damn rednecks from Alabama are taking spots from kids applying to Yale who actually had to WORK for their A's in high school.
by brainiac888 June 21, 2007
a place where you can fuck your sister, mother, brother, father, grandfather, grandmother, or pet raccoon
those guys are from alabama
by mrwoofwoof March 30, 2020
Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
by Panama Pucker December 21, 2021