Skip to main content
<.7.9.7.6.>I DI Not Know Credits Cards Are Advertised And Marketed Towards rapists<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I DI Not Know Credits Cards Are Advertised And Marketed Towards rapists<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I DI Not Know Credits Cards Are Advertised And Marketed Towards rapists<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Advertisements

A word used to describe a usually short (~5-10 seconds) video that generally annoys people. The reason for the existence of AdBlocks.
These advertisements are so f**king annoying!
by GarbageMan the 4th October 10, 2022
mugGet the Advertisementsmug.

advertisements

a sex position where the penis is tucked between the partner's breasts, where orgasm is achieve either by thrusting upwards or rubbing the beasts alongside the shaft
you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits
by KateHanami March 12, 2022
mugGet the advertisementsmug.

Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
mugGet the Book Advertisementmug.
Just the boring message but SOMETHING IS OFF.

AYWSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

AYDSOUDIJ3C=ADVERTISE YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS
AYWSOUDIJ3C: hey I'm annoying wait who are you
OH NO ITS HIM HES BACK
AYDSOUDIJ3C:You thought you killed me,but secretly I stabbed you in your right kidney.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?
NO NOT AGAIN

or you'll be in the gulag
mugGet the ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS... wait what's that?mug.

Advertisement

Worst thing in the world, especially cringy mobile phone games
Dat advertisement suks
by ShimYeong December 24, 2020
mugGet the Advertisementmug.

Advertisement

Advertisement is maybe the most hated thing on the internet.
Some of them are for showing products, services, clickbait, viruses, etc.

Try an adblocker if you don't want to see any advertisement.
1: Wait what.. What is this square looking thingy?
2: Uhh that's and advertisement.
1: Well sh!t.
by Fpurnocgtriaomn November 26, 2017
mugGet the Advertisementmug.

Share this definition