Corpse: “If you’re someone who is sad a lot or cries a lot... play medieval tavern music.. you can’t cry to it, it’s impossible... Just fucking blast that shit. You can’t cry to it, and if you do cry to it, it’s like you’re crying on an adventure”
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The Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas. Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.
Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas. Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. After having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
The Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas. Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it.
Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas. Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. After having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.
Kyle: Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
Super Adventure Club Head Explorer: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah. Its way, way more retarded.
Super Adventure Club Head Explorer: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah. Its way, way more retarded.
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A classic 80s movie about a curious cat named Milo, and a blunt-nose pug named Otis, working together on heading back home when Milo got pulled away by the river inside of a box after playing hide and seek, and Otis came to rescue him in a hole. Then they worked their way back home to bring back peace. But then, they choosed to make love with their new mates, Joyce the white female cat, and Sandra the darker pug. Both brides made children, continued working their way back home, and lived happily ever after.
I believe the Adventures of Milo and Otis is better than any other animal movie, but tied with Fly Away Home.
by frodaddy January 19, 2005
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by birdboy2000 July 6, 2004
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an Adventist church; the Adventist tradition; the history of Adventist urban mission in the late 19th century
by Monte Sahlin August 25, 2006
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Still observe the Saturday Sabbath, they visit friends/family, worship God, relax and refrain from buying; believing that Sabbath buying (making someone else work) takes away someone else's opportunity to relax. They will do work contributing/helping society: soup kitchens, work as doctors, nurses and police
Has no true governing body like other churches, believing God is the head, changes come about as a result of the actions of church as a whole.
Ellen White is a founder and one of history’s most published authors, translated into 150+ languages across the world. Some see her as a prophet; she states “I said that I did not claim to be a prophetess. I have not stood before the people claiming this title, though many called me thus… I am God's messenger, sent to bear a message of reproof to the erring and of encouragement to the meek and lowly.” Messiah, steps to Christ, the great controversy are popular. The writings often covered health/lifestyle, Leading Adventism to refine health care, opening sanitariums across the world, creating places of health, instead of death including Loma Linda Medical center, which started the human heart transplant program
Still observe the Saturday Sabbath, they visit friends/family, worship God, relax and refrain from buying; believing that Sabbath buying (making someone else work) takes away someone else's opportunity to relax. They will do work contributing/helping society: soup kitchens, work as doctors, nurses and police
Has no true governing body like other churches, believing God is the head, changes come about as a result of the actions of church as a whole.
Ellen White is a founder and one of history’s most published authors, translated into 150+ languages across the world. Some see her as a prophet; she states “I said that I did not claim to be a prophetess. I have not stood before the people claiming this title, though many called me thus… I am God's messenger, sent to bear a message of reproof to the erring and of encouragement to the meek and lowly.” Messiah, steps to Christ, the great controversy are popular. The writings often covered health/lifestyle, Leading Adventism to refine health care, opening sanitariums across the world, creating places of health, instead of death including Loma Linda Medical center, which started the human heart transplant program
Mark: hey what is that in your plate?
John: it's a vegan taco salad
Mark: wow! healthy! do you want to be like a doctor or something?
John: yeah bro, I wanna go to LLU!
Mark: woah! you're gunna have to study hard, wanna study for Ochem on Saturday
John: nah bro, I got plans
Mark: gotta work?
John: nope, i don't work on saturdays
Mark: what then?
John: might go to church and then go to the beach to chill with family and friends, why don't you come? it'll be good for your health!
Mark: hmm you sound like a seventh day adventist
John: I am
John: it's a vegan taco salad
Mark: wow! healthy! do you want to be like a doctor or something?
John: yeah bro, I wanna go to LLU!
Mark: woah! you're gunna have to study hard, wanna study for Ochem on Saturday
John: nah bro, I got plans
Mark: gotta work?
John: nope, i don't work on saturdays
Mark: what then?
John: might go to church and then go to the beach to chill with family and friends, why don't you come? it'll be good for your health!
Mark: hmm you sound like a seventh day adventist
John: I am
by Adventist July 24, 2012
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Now that I have the Police Beetle, I can stop the AI cars and smash them when I hit them. The Alien Beetle looks the coolest though. Damn, Beetle Adventure Racing is so rad.
by etaN retsaM March 28, 2008
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