Acorn in a bush

When someone has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis. The penis looks like an acorn in a bush.

I have a hot date tonight So I should probably shave my pubes, it looks like an Acorn in a bush.

by Professor Bronk May 14, 2020

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acorn fucker

Whereba man puts a acorn up his ass and takes it out then puts it on a playground

HE
Y ACORN FUCKER GET THAT OUT YOUR ASS

by March 16, 2024

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Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 26, 2024

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Acorn Kiss

When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.

Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.

by Tommington January 25, 2018

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laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.

Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!

by kerbalicious January 24, 2018

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