Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car

“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”

by Ephless April 25, 2024

Acorn Scissoring

When a man rubs his chode against a woman's vagina in a mating position.

"I've heard that couple were acorn scissoring last night."

by TomMchandy January 30, 2024

acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nose

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 13, 2021

Acorn in a bush

When someone has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis. The penis looks like an acorn in a bush.

I have a hot date tonight So I should probably shave my pubes, it looks like an Acorn in a bush.

by Professor Bronk May 14, 2020

acorn yammer

someone who looks like they yam acorns for a living

izzy is an acorn yammer

by 420xoxoxox February 28, 2022

Acorn Drill

An incident where a police officer or officers is/are startled by a random noise (like an acorn dropping onto a car), and proceed to shoot their entire

magazine into either their own vehicle(s), and/or at innocent people.

Officer Bobby heard an acorn fall on a car down the block, and he immediately conducted an Acorn Drill.

by H.A.D.D April 1, 2024