Absent Factor

The single factor not taken into account in any situation, which usually leads to catastrophe.

The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.

by jon132 March 1, 2009

absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009

absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

absocourse

Fusing absolutely and of course into one word because you're too tired and hungover to say either word fully.

Q: Did you have a good time drinking beer all weekend?

A: Absocourse!

by texannblue September 27, 2011

absnotised

When you're under the influence of a shirtless guy with 6 packs. Generally , you can break the influence with a t-shirt .

I was totally absnotised by my neighbor's gardener. When he put a t-shirt on , I noticed he was ugly in fact.

by AdInMotion October 14, 2012

absofknlutely

absolutely with that little added flair!

you are absofknlutely amazing!

by mrsassypants November 9, 2012

absodamnlutely

When something is so absolute that the extra emphasis of a cuss word is needed.

Friend: Hey. Are you ready to party tomorrow night?
You: Absodamnlutely!

by Mr. EMT December 15, 2012