assknots

A kid that sits on rolls of quarters.

Hey Assknots! Get out of your garage and get a life you fag!

by GEORGEhasASSKNOTS November 22, 2011

assdensity

Density of ass (attractive females) in a given area or venue

"What's the projected assdensity for the concert tonight?"

by Assman22 June 5, 2013

assbent

Too be so offended over something that you look like a fool.

Usually happens when someone gets their feelings hurt on the internet (palringo, on a game, facebook, etc)

wow he sure is assbent over that!

by Pinky x October 25, 2014

Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016

AssKetchup

AssKetchup is when you have anal sex and you Anus bleeds, prefferably when it drips out.

Person 1: Damn i had some good anal sex yesterday!
Person 2: Did you have anal?
Person 1: Yes, but i did get some bad assketchup

by JariPinda November 14, 2016

assfensive

Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.

Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!

by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017

assen

An awesome guy! Really funny and cute and sweet and exceptionally handsome! A good friend to have around!!!😊💖

Somebody: OMG, Assen is solid cool! I wish I had friends like him and was him!

Me: He's really awesome - that's why he's my friend!!! The >_<

by Hayaz May 27, 2017