I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Arsehole

Big fucking arsehole

Person 1:you’re an arsehole

Person 2:*dies*

by Quark YT October 13, 2018

Arsehole

Backbone. Character. Not weak or a pushover. Powerful. Demands respect.

This curry is hot and spicy. Plenty of arsehole!

Have you seen Ed's new Ford Mustang. Now that beast has arsehole!

That bloke has arsehole. I respect that.

by Seeker of durt October 14, 2025