aposterous

Used the same as proposterous, except whan things are REALLY silly

"Eddie Money claims to be off drugs, Thats aposterous."

by Someone June 21, 2004

Apostate

In the Jehovah’s Witness (JW) religion:

Any baptized JW who openly disagrees with or speaks out against either the JW religion or the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society (WTBTS).

Apostates are considered dangerous “followers of Satan” and are therefore shunned.

JW1: I haven’t seen Kyle recently. Where has he been?
JW2: You haven’t heard?! He’s an apostate!
JW1: Too bad. I liked him.

by JW Terms January 12, 2019

apothecary

witch doctor
medicine man
usually from africa
<3 peace and love

that apothecary sold me this rare sleeping potion.

by LuLuLuVmAnGoS August 20, 2006

Apostroph

Apostrophe in French.

Mon nom a une apostrophe à l'extrémité.

by Tre' S. June 13, 2008

Apostrofuck

A combination of "apostrophe" and "fuck". Used when someone uses the wrong form of your/you're, the wrong form of their/they're, use an apostrophe for a plural word, or don't use one for a possessive word.

Internet_Idiot: your wrong.

Grammar_Nerd: Apostrofuck!

by Edison T. Allere April 25, 2010

Abotsiss

(noun, verb): The act of whipping your head fastly in the direction of a random person.

"Did you see how fast that guy's abotsiss was?"
"He was abotsissing me frequently at that party last night."
"If you abotsiss me one more time, I'm going to kick the shit out of you."

by zuwyki December 23, 2011

Apostrophize

To simply add apostrophes where they are needed. Most commonly used when finding errors.

Board: l examen

Me: you've got to apostrophize it.

Board: l'examen

by Carlierenee22 April 29, 2014