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Alley oops

When getting a blowjob on the sly and at the moment your about to shoot she get startled, reaches up with her hand to wipe her mouth you blow on her hand and she wipes on emptied ball juice her mouth!
John; Hey ya see that girl mad dogging me?
Joe; the hot blonde?
John; yeh! She's got heat cause she caught my alley oops last night at the club!
by Whistlethat May 21, 2017
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alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
by alleycatmom August 22, 2017
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Alley Whore

Similar to an Alley Slut or Gutter Slut/Whore...

Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.

An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.

Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Guy 1: "Look at this Alley Whore, she's such a slut."

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
by FairyDustEveryWhere April 19, 2018
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Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.
"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"
by kelloggs h November 5, 2017
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Alley Special

The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.
“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”

“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”

“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
by Dee-Dee Biafra January 1, 2019
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Alley Oop

A sex move in which one male slaps his scrotum against ones ass cheeks and another male enters the anus with the the finesse as if it were a slam dunk
Me and Roger alley ooped Stacy the other night
by TheBig Boolster June 17, 2019
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Alley Poop

When one friend is finished shitting in the bathroom, he alley oops the shit to his buddy across the house and dunks that shit on his girls tits.
The assist you gave on that alley poop was spot on! She loved it!
by $limbo July 7, 2019
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