by Axole November 23, 2021
Get the Axole mug.Joe was watching some TV when he saw a Britney Spears special in high def. He turned it on and realized he was a hd-aholic.
by roy21 October 18, 2008
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An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013
Get the punching a hole in the chocolate bar mug.A Selfie-Aholic is usually found with a smartphone glued to ones hand And making a duck face or some other type of face. Most selfie-aholics are 12-25ish. More and more teenage girls are becoming addicted as we speak. They tend to spend a lot of time on twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.
Person 1: "Why does that girl keep making really fucked up faces like that? Is she okay??"
Person 2: *looks over at the girl and sees the iPhone she's grasping onto. * "Ah no.. It seems she is a selfie-Aholic".
Person 2: *looks over at the girl and sees the iPhone she's grasping onto. * "Ah no.. It seems she is a selfie-Aholic".
by Mermaid😘 March 27, 2015
Get the Selfie-Aholic mug.Despite having a pleasant lifestyle compared to most (two iPhones, their own car, an education, food on the table, etc), IDA-Hs always finds something to complain about. Whether it be how they haven't eaten all day despite attending three different restaurants or how their friends are horrible people when they are only trying to help them, there is always something to be upset over.
They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.
These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.
Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.
These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.
They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.
These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.
Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.
These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.
Friend1: Hey! Party tonight at Maggie's! A lot of booze will be there! Want to come?
Friend2: Will Iron Deficient A-Hole be there? If so, I'm not cleaning the bathroom like last time.
Friend1: Of course not!
Friend2: Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh. See you later tonight, bro! Wu-Tang4eva!
Friend2: Will Iron Deficient A-Hole be there? If so, I'm not cleaning the bathroom like last time.
Friend1: Of course not!
Friend2: Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh. See you later tonight, bro! Wu-Tang4eva!
by WuTang4evabroseph July 7, 2011
Get the Iron Deficient A-Hole mug.Noun: the act of cracking an egg and pouring it into your partners already spread buthole then dumping a bag of shreaded cheese and cut up peppers into there rectum. Once finished ur partner then stands over you and squeezes the mixture into your mouth.
by Ifukdurmother May 22, 2018
Get the omlete in a hole mug.v. To choose between one of a multitude of options. Often used as an imperative, with the addendum "and fuck it."
Tom--"We have three urgent deadlines on Friday and I'm not sure which project to attack first."
Becki--"We are running out of time--pick a hole and fuck it."
Becki--"We are running out of time--pick a hole and fuck it."
by focusness June 23, 2008
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