ADDed

a state a person undergoes in which they are made utterly incapable of responding to certain people for a time period of anywhere from a few minutes to hours; a state which can be similar to that of certain students when, while in class they have a tendency to stare out the window at random moments; in some cases, an excuse to cover the truth of never having been very interested in the conversation in the first place

The girl was absolutely certain she had ADDed when she finally came to look at all 6 of the IMs she'd received.
"Sorry I must've ADDed" Bill said to Sharon once she had finished yelling at him

by Kairiii July 4, 2008

Addadictomy

A transexual; specifically, a woman who becomes a man.

Charlotte went to the clinic in Sweden and had an addadictomy, and now we call her Chuck.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

ADHD

An overdiagnosed, yet very real disorder that can be used by soccer moms as an excuse for their lazy ass little child to not do work or for the soccer mom to steal their amphetamines (stimulant meds for the disorder) and snort them at three in the morning.

Categorizes a set of behaviors such as inattentiveness and disorganization, hyperactivity, and potential trouble with filters in speech or actions, which is also called impulsivity, memory, and such. May last for multiple years or be until end of life.
It also allows you to see what the world is besides the boring bullshit mundane fucking "world" of """normal""" people.

When you have ADHD while the instructor of your class or your boss is directing you and you already know or think you know what they're talking about, you instantly divert your attention to something infinitely more interesting or relative to you.

Shit monotonous teacher: "Alright kids, you learned this three grades ago, but (insert boring, pointless, meandering, monotonous and drab speech here)"

ADHD child in head, while staring out window.: "Shut up, old cow... Anyway, I can not fucking wait to jack off tonight and also watch that new movie while or after I jack it.. Maybe video games. How about dead chicken corpses for dinner? WOO! I'll tell mom after I get euthanized and shit. Totally cool."

Shit monotonous teacher: "Are you paying attention, Tim Slim Jim?"

ADHD child: "I would be if it weren't for the fact that your lesson is shitty and boring, as well as ultimately pointless and repetitive to me because I don't breathe through my mouth."

Kid gets sent to office and gets in trouble for something that comes naturally to him, especially if it's for inattentiveness or not doing work.
People speculate that ADHD isn't real because of soccermoms and druggies.
Hoo hah, the whole world done fucked up.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 31, 2017

ADHD

ADHD is an impulse control disorder typcially aggravated by inconsistent parenting. Most children with severe cases of ADHD come from households where parents set little if any limits especially in regard to technology such as the Internet and video games.

Parents of children with ADHD always count to three before they unplug the computer.

by Gary Vitalis February 25, 2007

addsdinky

A terrible fanpage on tiktok that steals colorings and tells her fans to kts

Addsdinky_hp8174: Omg addsdinky stole another coloring
Addsstinkyhp_9283: Bahaha wait till her fans hear about this
both: Bahahaha

by haterfakerrych January 29, 2022

addidas

Pot. If youve ever stared at the addidas logo long enough, it's undeniable, it looks like a marijuana leaf in a way.

Hey you, can you hook a sister up with some addidas?

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

addidictomy

(pronounced add-a-DICK-to-me)
The operation performed on a female to change her into a man.

Michelle had her addidictomy yesterday... now her-- I mean, his name's Michael.

by i like bears April 2, 2009