Jeff: "Hey, that shirt looks dumb."
Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"
Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"
Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"
Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"
by DKcaz December 17, 2017
Get the Tanner-Talemug. When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants
Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
by farterinc June 21, 2022
Get the Tale Of Shitpantsmug. Whenever a certain person is overly attached to any user that goes by the username of "Tale", specifically originating from a computer game called "Blockland". Gained popularity on a server called "Tekari's AG Town Roleplay", the fetish was born on a "Medieval Roleplay" server on Blockland.
Proscrito: I'll call myself... Tali, because it reminds me of Tale <3
Tale: HelP
Proscrito: Shhh, it's all ogre now
Kovect: You honestly have a Tale Fetish...
Tale: ^^^
Tale: HelP
Proscrito: Shhh, it's all ogre now
Kovect: You honestly have a Tale Fetish...
Tale: ^^^
by BleachFucked August 25, 2017
Get the Tale Fetishmug. To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.
My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.
angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake
angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake
by TBag420 February 7, 2009
Get the fisherman's talemug. A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.
Monica: Mom, dad! Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!
by nomartynoparty January 5, 2022
Get the tattle talemug. A misheard of the lyric "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous" from Sofia Reyes's Official Video Clip song '1, 2, 3' that was uploaded
many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly
many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly
Woman: (sings unknowingly) "Hola como tale tale vu"
Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"
Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"
by a-lone-wolf-on-UD July 12, 2022
Get the Hola como tale tale vumug. a racing game where everyone runs around free and gayly
There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.
There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.
Xanji:*runs around like a naked potato*
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!
by Sandrao December 25, 2009
Get the tales runnermug.