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Tiago Santos

Pesosa que sai sem mais nem menos de casa todo o santo dia e hora sem necessidade de tal nesta época pandemica.
O João decidiu ir à praia 5x durante uma semana - Logo o João é um Tiago Santos por ter saído tantas vezes à rua.
by tostaas July 21, 2020
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.
Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III
by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022
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Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to pretend to be what one is not.
"Mike says he's a crack shot with a rifle, but I think he's Santosing."
by R. Daneel Olivaw February 2, 2023
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I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies
If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .
by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023
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Santos and Son's

a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos
Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun.

Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping
by Inspector CG June 19, 2018
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