shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

navy shower

When taking a shower
get in,
turn water on,
get wet,
turn water off,
lather,
turn water on,
rinse,
get out.

In the effort of conserving water, esp. on ships.

I need to use the bathroom! Take a navy shower so I can get in there!

by LLots June 18, 2006

Sandusky shower

When a grown man of some stature lures an underage boy into a lockeroom shower with him for some educational one on one time.

Yesterday I walked in on the coach having a sandusky shower with a young boy.

by vrug November 9, 2011

Shower Jellyfish

N: Semen that is left on the shower floor that resembles a beached jellyfish, or washed ashore. Jizz

Damn it.... The freakin drains are clogged again cause of all the shower jellyfish-

by will6252 September 30, 2008

Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus

Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!

by opeake April 12, 2011

grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

shower arms

When guys have really muscles arms. So big that they are able to hold a girl up in the shower. For sex.

"OMG did you see him?" "Oh yeah total shower arms!"

by here is my definition April 9, 2009