dropping a barge

(v.) The act of passing a large bowel movement, usually resulting in a clogged toilet.

"What the heck is taking him so long!?"
"He must be dropping a barge. Go get the plunger."

by ieathedges July 21, 2009

Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.

ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

a barbie

A pretty girl.

Ree: "that bish is a barbie"

by iiloveree May 31, 2019

Raised in a barn

When someone shows poor manners or etiquette.

Take your shoes off when you come in. What, were you raised in a barn?

by TractorKing120 July 11, 2016

A Barnsley

An unexpected semi.

An unexpected semi errection, like Barnsley's run in the 2008 FA cp reaching the semi final's

Dude, last period I had a Barnsley.

by Chesk September 23, 2009

Pulling a Barski

When any Sex (Male/Female) Goes out and Fucks there Ex Who has a new love partner!

Neil: Hey Matt I totally just pulled a Barski last night
Matt: Dude thats so fucking funny! stupid bitch deserved it
Neil: Lol right before I did it I totally thought of your story!
Matt: I feel bad for her new bf!
PULLING A BARSKI!

by Bar-Skee June 29, 2011