May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

November 2nd

Its national bitch awareness day Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it?

Stop being rude to her, its November 2nd, national bitch awareness day.

by kkel67 November 1, 2019

November 2nd

People name John that are born on November 2nd are known to have the best beard in the world! A John a.k.a. JJ is a fellow stud who likes to code and watch chess matches during his free time. John is absolutely a sexy beast not only from the inside but outside too, but he can get aggressive overtime if you harass him in any manner. He may be every nerdy to hang out sometimes but that lovely beard of his makes up everything, because of this beard you would feel so cozy and warm thus making you want to pet it rapidly. If you have a friend name John and he is born on November 2nd, be sure to give it your all to pet this beard!!

Friend 1: Hey JJ!! Can I please pet that beard?
JJ: Of course! You can pet it as much as you want. Because I'm born on November 2nd

by Papi Hotah-Hotah May 6, 2022

2nd Girlfriend

When a guy's best friend (typically a man) is still so close to the guy while he has had a girlfriend for a while that he has to be just as tentative to his friend. Often this friend ends up making the girlfriend the 3rd wheel when we go out

I swear Trent and I were having such a great time at the mall until his 2nd girlfriend made me the third wheel when they started talking about fantasy football

by Childish Bambino October 11, 2018

December 2nd

December 2nd is when everyone will stay home from school!!! DON’T GO TO SCHOOL KIDS

Kaitlyn: Hey Lillian are you going to school tomorrow?
Lillian: No it’s December 2nd

by kravecereal October 29, 2019

April 2nd

The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.

Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!

by MIDGET PERSON October 23, 2019

2nd base

to touch another's private areas (tits, dick, pussy ect.)

man i got to 2nd base with her

by unknown April 3, 2004