2

The fucking number after 1 that losers always say is better
Jim: wow I won 1st place
Some loser: yea well 2 is bigger than 1
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2 + 2 = 5

A reference to 1984; signifies somebody has been completly whipped/controled to the point that the person believes/will do anything the whipee/controler tells them. Usually used to mock a friend who has decided to pass up a night with the friends to go do something incredibly gay with their signifcant other.

It's also the title to a radiohead song
Pat: well i would stay and drink with you guys but Heather beeped me and said she needs me to go help her pick out a new purse.
Paul: Yeah, you go do that you fricken douche.
Luke: Hey Pat, wtf does 2+2 equal again?
by el chat March 26, 2005
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2+2=4

Something you should know if you're not a fucking idiot.
John: The earth is round
Flimmothy Fortoldueth the Fourty First: Oh I'm sorry what's next? Are you gonna telly me 2+2=4? Whats you're next brilliant idea?
John: *your
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2%

When you like something enough to address it, but not enough to support it; you like something a little bit but not really a lot.

When you are too insecure to say something specific that someone else will likely make fun of, you just say you 2% it so as to soften the intensity of which you mean it.
I 2% like going to the mall.

That guy I ended up sleeping with last night was 2% hot, right?
by samantha fels May 21, 2006
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2 + 2 = 5

Part of the Book "1984", It shows how Big Brother has brainwashed the people so much that they belive 2+2=5.
"... 2+2=4 dude"
"pft not in 1984 it isnt"
by Fuji March 25, 2005
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2 + 2 = 5

A joke that nerds usually make about the rounding of numbers. If you do 2.3 rounded (2) + 2.4 rounded (2), you get 4.7 which rounds to 5.

And because humans are imperfect, we are never able to make exact precision on anything. This means, that anything we do, we are doing some kind of rounding/estimation at some point. So, this means that 2 + 2 = 5 but only for very large values of 2.
2.36 rounded = 2
2.44 rounded = 2
4.8 rounded = 5

2.36 + 2.44 = 4.8

2 + 2 = 5 (when all numbers are rounded)
by Eddie Pyune September 25, 2005
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|2

The letter "r"
OMG d00d T|-|4t |20x0|2'd 2 th4 m4x!
by pants May 02, 2003
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