christel

christel is known to be the strongest and the bravest girl you most likely know!she dosent listen to anything not posotive that gets in her way.a christel usually gets really distracted and silly in lessons which is a downside but its all good because a christels personality is the best you can get most christels have the bluest eyes and has a really high alcohol tolerance.but a christel usually is a girl that always acts super hyper and happy but deep down a christel keeps her sad and emotional states inside.a christel can go through tough times any where but a christel is the best at making people laugh and is the best girlfriend and is any man is lucky to have her .she may act towards her friend that she dosent love them and she may play fight but she never means it !!!be like a christel !!!!!!!

christel is brave

why is christel so silly she makes me laugh

christel is the best girl i could have

by true-facts94 December 18, 2018

chrising

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

by jamiecook December 7, 2012

Christmas Crackwhore

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody

Birthplace of Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, main protagonist in Polish film "How I Unleashed World War II". Franek Dolas is captured by the German army and is later questioned. To make life difficult for these officers, he purposely uses a fake name Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz to confuse them, and after the officers take pains spelling out his name, he again intentionally uses a fake place Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody as his birthplace.

Officer: "where were you born?"
Franek: "Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody"

by thattallcelloguyliu December 20, 2021

Sheva Gautama Christ-chan

The God of gods, the one true lord and savior.
(Can also stop people from dying after getting impaled through the brain with a tamping iron)

"But I guess Sheva Gautama Christ-chan, the one true god, decided that Gage still had unfinished business down here on Shit Outta Luck III" -Sam O'Nella 2019

by MrSwaggen October 7, 2020

Chronic Bash Syndrome

A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:

1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"

2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.

"Jacks Got Chronic bash Syndrome so badly today"

OR

"I feel Chronic Bash mate"

by Al Phillips January 12, 2008

chrysa

To be a great friend and have a good personality. Shes a greek godess and the stepsister to venus she will put a spell on you with her charm and with one look can make you fall in love

Chrysa looked your way and instantly you were hooked!

by Kaptn Krookz March 29, 2020