Erecto-Phobia

Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?

Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!

by Melissa Lori February 24, 2011

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Cost-of-phobia

When shit cost too much and you are scared to pay that much.

I saw the price of that shirt , I didn't buy It because of my cost-of-phobia.

by Semaj egnal August 26, 2017

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eyeley phobia

Being afraid of cutting your eyelashes or having them cut off. Not them falling out or being cut all the way off, just trimmed.

Person: I had a nightmare last night
Different person: About what?
Person: My eyelashes being cut, it gives me a weird feeling
Different person: I think that’s called eyeley phobia

by mqtkv December 15, 2019

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Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017

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