clunge ripper

To be vagina-tearingly proficient at the sexual act.

I ripped dat ho's clunge, bro.

Last night after I finished pleasuring your father and brother I ripped open your mother's clunge, good friend.

I be rippin clunge all nite long innit!

I am Superman, Clunge Ripper, Tearer of Pussy.

by Clunge Ripper September 24, 2011

Rim Ripper

When you go to the shitter after waiting a lifetime for a dump. The dump is so large, your opening tears causing you to squeel in agony as tears run down your face.

"Man! That was one Hell of a Rim Ripper!"

by Mr Plutonium July 5, 2009

clit ripper

A man with buck teeth, or someone with braces

Look at the clit rippers on that one

by jokee November 8, 2007

ripper wedgie

A wedfie with such force that the underwear (boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs) are reduced to complete shreds.

Man, I guess John has to go commando now cuz he just got a ripper wedgie!!!

by Someguywithwords April 2, 2006

Ripper and Tripper

(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.


Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"

You've got a pair of tens, but I've got Ripper and Tripper

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

taint ripper

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.

by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.

Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!

by unnatural england August 15, 2009