wrinkle ranch

A housing development restricted to people 55 years and older.

My parents just moved to that wrinkle ranch on the south side of town.

by McBetty January 25, 2010

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Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.

Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB

by tjamestar September 12, 2010

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Jesus Ranch

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.

"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."

by Diamonion January 29, 2004

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ranch nigger

a faggot who does dumb ass shit

susan you’re a fucking ranch nigger

by bootydestroyer6969 November 18, 2017

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seemingly ranch

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).

Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.

by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023

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