A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.
I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”
by Downieprincess December 1, 2024
Get the doing a Hamishmug. by Tinks_ August 25, 2019
Get the Hamishmug. The best friend you could ever ask for. Always there for you to have fun and help. He can be dumb and stupid and good-looking but mostly there to be a kind friend. He is a gentle giant.
by EllBloomie August 26, 2021
Get the Hamishmug. Hamish is the name used for meaning sensitive, or wuss. Someone who has the name Hamish is typically both of those thingys
by jekebdjeveudbe August 3, 2021
Get the hamishmug. anyone called by this name is not respected by their parents and therefore disrespects all those around them.
particularly girls, who they use and abuse but can’t be without.
particularly girls, who they use and abuse but can’t be without.
by lmaosuckmudickprick May 17, 2021
Get the hamishmug. Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.
by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 27, 2022
Get the Hamish Moniemug. by townerw August 26, 2024
Get the dirty hamishmug.