Fail

to attempt to make a joke and make people laugh, but it's not really funny.

it can also mean something like "just wow. you are an idiot. go die."

Tim: well your mom is so fat she ate a bucket of ice cream by herself!

Adam: sigh.. fail.

by Riley5 November 8, 2009

FAIL

To Fail at doing something. not complete. or fuck up in the process of.

vadriven dot com is full of failure.

by Shaminii May 2, 2008

Fail

The epic loss of something such as a bad board game, tv show, etc. Basically, fail is made out of suckish matter created by satan himself.

My god, frank, this show fails!

by Marafailedhard June 19, 2009

fail

shoot yourself, NOW!

you killed your parents, you fail.

by your advisor May 24, 2007

Fail

Used as a noun to describe the state of something that has failed to accomplish its goals.

An Internet meme that is applied to any humorous or ironic item/topic. failquail.com has a lot of examples of what it means to fail.

failquail.com has an example of a bakery truck with the brand name "Bimbo" on the side of it. Clearly a marketing fail.

by qkrthnu May 16, 2009

FAIL

F-antastic
A-nd
I-intenslty
L-ikeable

an opposite version of fail; a compliment to a person or project

that picture you drew was FAIL.

by memyselfialways January 12, 2009

Fail

Getting laid in the back of an old chevy with a chick whos face resembles 6 day old chili and getting crabs from the back seat.

Brown bag ala crabs, fail.

by failness August 13, 2008