Me

A failure

I'm a meem.

What? Did you really expect an actual example?

by Xx_FazeNagatoPain_no_u_urmomga June 28, 2018

Me

Just me

Me is good

by Hello🤫🤫 November 23, 2021

Trust Me

What your friend says before he invests all of of your money into a scam crypto currency.

You : hey are sure it's a good idea to invest that much into that randomTwitch Streamers currency?

Friend : of course it is dumbass! TRUST ME.

by Random Loser321 May 10, 2022

Pretzel Me

Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe

agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!

by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008

Don’t Khmer to me

Used to tell someone not to be overly honest or straightforward with you.
Comes from the reputation of Cambodian (Khmer) people as being honest, loyal, and kind.

A: “That outfit doesn’t look good on you.”
B: “Wow… don’t Khmer to me, just lie and say I look fine.”

by Dowieries August 19, 2025

Give Me Money Day

A non-specfic day in the year dedicated to giving the person writing this, a crisp 50 dollar bill, and a kiss on the cheek.

" Its give me money day ! You should give me some cash B) "

by Sussy. December 18, 2022

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023