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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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I&S

Synonyms: Hell, Heck, Tartarus.

Definition: Worst class of all, a rival the realm of satan.
Me: I have I&S today :(

Him: THAT'S HELL!
by Alvina Lo October 13, 2019
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I could die for you

A song by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is featured in the album By The Way. It is a very cute, catchy and underrated song.
I could die for you
Oh this life i choose
by Jojofag_ October 14, 2019
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And I oop

by MeminDemon October 15, 2019
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Why, when I was a boy...

Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".
Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
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I wanna throw up

When someone makes a really cute remark about something or someone and you want to say something other than "awww"
"I love every moment I spend with you."
"omg, I wanna throw up!"
by bbmi19 August 4, 2019
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Zero(i)

A new number required for Quantum Physics calculations that unify all of the known forces. Zero to the exponent of 'i' or 'infinity' is the answer to nearly all cosmological questions of how the universe is constructed.
A new number, Zero(i) or Zero to the exponent of (i) has been introduced into our generally accepted number set by author Michael Mathiesen.
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 10, 2019
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